That;s right, you bastards, I am officially a pumkin expert, working at Vala's Pumpkin Patch this fall. For those of you who don't know of the patch, it is as close to heaven as one can get within 40 minutes of Omaha.
Abby and I have gone almost every fall for our entire lives. Turkey legs, cider at the food barn, trips through the abandonned mine shaft, haunted houses (but not too haunted, only anamatronically haunted) and of course hayrack rides.See you this fall motherfuckers. LEt me know if you want a free pass.... I got connections.
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i am so goddamn jealous. ask them if they have room for one small tiny house to live their permanently. (i'll oversee the anamatronic pigs.)
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