by Jesus circa 20 A.D.
1) gay babies can only come from gay moms
2) gay moms can't have gay sex and conceive
3) gay babies only come from freak gay moms who get pregnant without doin a dude
4) mary was a lesbian
From this logic, one can make some simple assertions:
1) god is gay
2) jesus is gay too! duh
3) if you're gay, then so is your mom, but she never did it with your dad!
4) gay people are holy like jesus
Friday, February 27, 2009
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Wednesday, February 18, 2009
From the North to the South
Obama will visit Canada tomorrow to be bombarded with Canadian oil lobbyists trying to sell the Alberta Tar Sand's low-yield oil for U.S. energy consumption.
This is the dirtiest fuel on the planet! The mining and processing of these tar sands has an environmental impact beyond the impact of regular oil and gas.
What will this president of "great change" decide? Will he side with the rights of the Indigenous Peoples who rightfully own this land? Will he consider the Minnesotans, Nebraskans, and Louisianan's downstream? We have to hold Obama accountable for what he said he would do for us. The question is, if he doesn't, then what will the we, the people do?
Related Links:
SierraClub factsheet about the Canadian Tarsands
Indigenous Environmental Network
MoneyWeek.com
Tuesday, February 17, 2009
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Thursday, August 21, 2008
Workin in a coal mine, goin down town
That;s right, you bastards, I am officially a pumkin expert, working at Vala's Pumpkin Patch this fall. For those of you who don't know of the patch, it is as close to heaven as one can get within 40 minutes of Omaha.
Abby and I have gone almost every fall for our entire lives. Turkey legs, cider at the food barn, trips through the abandonned mine shaft, haunted houses (but not too haunted, only anamatronically haunted) and of course hayrack rides.See you this fall motherfuckers. LEt me know if you want a free pass.... I got connections.
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