by Jesus circa 20 A.D.
1) gay babies can only come from gay moms
2) gay moms can't have gay sex and conceive
3) gay babies only come from freak gay moms who get pregnant without doin a dude
4) mary was a lesbian
From this logic, one can make some simple assertions:
1) god is gay
2) jesus is gay too! duh
3) if you're gay, then so is your mom, but she never did it with your dad!
4) gay people are holy like jesus